Jay relaxing on the porch in Maggie Valley, North Carolina
JAY'S MALL
Where there's plenty of free parking,
and some of it's paved.
WHERE THERE’S ALWAYS A WAY FOR YOU TO SAVE A
DOLLAR AND ME TO MAKE ONE


STOP BY MY FAVORITE STORE IN THE MALL,

JAY’S USED PET SHOP,
WHERE WE HAVE SOME LOVING AND UNUSUAL PETS THAT,
FOR ONE REASON OR ANOTHER,
JUST DIDN’T WORK OUT FOR THEIR PREVIOUS OWNERS,
BUT THE PRICE IS RIGHT:
NOTHING ABOVE $25.00.  

TODAY…TWO SPECIALS:

A BOA CONSTRICTOR WITH
OSTEOPOROSIS,

ONLY $13.95…
OR
A POLAR BEAR THAT USES GRECIAN
FORMULA,

$22.95.  





SHOP JAY’S MALL,
WHERE THERE’S ALWAYS PLENTY OF FREE PARKING,
AND SOME OF IT’S PAVED.
AND
USED
PETS
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