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| JAY'S POLL OF THE WEEK |



| If you've ever "Freshened up" with mentholated baby powder in your underwear, you're one of us. |

| ...God bless the Veterans and all the men and women who are fighting to protect our freedom. Amen |
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| IF YOUR BIRTHDAY IS TODAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOUR HOROSCOPE FOR TODAY IS: YOUR BIG BREAK IN SHOW BUSINESS IS JUST BEYOND THE HORIZON. YOU WILL SOON BE OFFERED A PART IN A “RAID” INSECTICIDE TELEVISION COMMERCIAL…AS A COCKROACH. |


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SCANDINAVIAN”, TIFFANY’S AGENT, SHIFTY GEER, PHONES TO TELL HER TO START TAKING DANCE LESSONS AGAIN, BECAUSE SHE’S BEING CONSIDERED TO BE ONE OF THE BRODERICK CRAWFORD DANCERS IN THE BROADWAY MUSICAL COMEDY, “HIGHWAY PATROL.” |
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| Q: The word "bamboo" is Malay for "explosion." So why is the bamboo plant called that? A: Natives used to clean foliage out of the groves with fire before harvesting the stems. You know those hollow chambers in bamboo? Heat exploded them. - L.M. Boyd |
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| Join us on the "Return to the Scene of the Crime" trip on the "Cruisin" page. |

| NEW LINER CONTEST The return of the "...you're one of us." liner contest was so popular in August that we have decided to start a new one in September. Just go to the Contest Page and enter your idea. The winners of the August Contest will be notified after we return from vacation. |